A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.
Man stuck on roof during a flood.
Then a motorboat came by.
It had been raining for days and days and a great flood had come over the land.
A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof.
It goes sort of like this.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me so the rowboat went on.
A faithful christian man heard the warning and decided to stay saying to himself i will trust god and if i am in danger then god will send a divine miracle to.
Have you ever heard that joke about the man who was stuck on his roof during a flood.
The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him.
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.
As the flood waters rose a man was on the porch of his house and prayed that god would save him from drowning in the flood.
They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.
The flood waters continued to rise.
A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes.
Just then another man came by in a row boat.
He was praying to god for help.
God will save me.
The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the.
The joke is just one of many funny jokes on joke buddha.
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.